i know a girl
who makes it her goal in life to brag to me
about how she happens to personally know one of my fave bands.
she'll talk to me jsut to tell me
"aww he came up to me and told me he doesnt see me
as a fangirl, he sees me as a friend"
okay, fine, whatever.
ill get over the fact you just want to make me jealous
and brag about it to the whole world.
but then when someone says
"aww youre so lucky. im jealous"
she goes off her head
"im not fucking lucky and you have no fucking reason to be jealous"
starts yelling at people
like, over the top. really over the top.
jeeze calm down woman. dont stress, we meant it as a compliment not in a "i wana kill you" sorta way.
THEN she goes and starts talking to a band i like
idk, she probably saw i was constintly talking to them and wanted in on the action
but i dont know that bit for a fact.
anyway. shes all like
"i ♥ YOU" - "im your apprentace" shit like that
over and over and over. they dont reply to her? shell keep on going on and on and on.
thats not the part that shits me though.
the thing is, im practically normal around these guys. i dont go screaming in their faces all teenie like. i have conversations with them that arent on a basis of "your so fucking hot" - "aww can we meet up, im gorgous and we can dance on the beach together" [ yes, i have evidence people say that. ]
wait for it:
i act like theyre human
woah, bet you didnt see that coming.
but then people like this girl come along
and straight away those guys in the band are all over her.
i dont get it. everyone complains about fangirls and teenies.
yet they are the ones that they all love.
well forgive me for acting like myself.
i shouldnt be worried about this sort of thing.
but if you had to face this girl, constintly trying to brag and shit like that
you would be fucking pissed off as well.
